![]() ![]() If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? Why don’t they call mustaches “mouthbrows?” Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants? If beauty is skin deep, do ugly people have to remove their skin to look attractive? If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked? ![]() If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk? When sign makers go on strike, what do their signs say? If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it is called cargo? ![]() How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? If nothing sticks to teflon what makes th teflon stick to the pan? What you talk about when there is nothing to talk about If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of? What happens if you get scared half to death, …twice? What do sheep count when they can’t get to sleep? Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?īefore they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? If Iceland has ice, does Finland have fins? What’s the need to ask “what are you doing here?”, on meeting at a movie theater? They accidentally step on your foot, then ask, “did that hurt?” Why?ĭo you twist your tongue while saying a tongue twister?ĭon’t you think the eyes must be jealous of the nose for not letting them see each other? What treatment would you seek if you were addicted to therapy? If man evolved from monkeys and apes, how do monkeys and apes still exist? If it is illegal to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? If a bus stops at a bus station, does your work stop at your workstation? Why do people ask, “going up?” even when they see you are standing at level 0 waiting for the elevator? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?ĭoes one of your socks have a hole in it? Actually, both the socks are bound to have one hole each – one through which you put your foot inside! Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg? How come chocolate milk doesn’t come from brown cows? When people lose weight, where does it go? When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them? ![]()
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